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  • #151673
    Anonymous
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    An ode to the late Ooze Jumper the Ineffectual….
    (Somewhere over the rainbow)

    Somewhere west of Savona, deep below
    There’s a gnome that I used to sadly know.
    Somewhere west of Savona, waves are rough
    And the gnome full of bravado, really wasn’t so tough
    One day he swam out to sea
    Out where the maiden was found to be
    Below him,
    Where islands rise like mountain tops
    And the waves they crash and do chop
    That’s where you’ll find him.

    Somewhere west of Savona, Zombies swim
    Wales swim west of Savona. Why then, oh, why not him?

    If happy little fishes swim
    Beyond the islands why, oh, why not him?

    #266345
    drafit
    Participant

    Very nice, but the ocean is east of Savona.

    #266346
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Very well written, and there was definitely some laughter at Henry’s response. Would I be correct to assume that this was the result of something that happened at Arcanicon?

    #266347
    drafit
    Participant

    Very well written, and there was definitely some laughter at Henry’s response.

    There was. I enjoy someone who can creatively mourn the passing of their character.

    Although I am sorry to see one go.

    #266349
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    As a fellow shaman, I am sorry to see him go.

    But I was glad to see a threat that supported the value of taking “dolphin chant” two modules after someone was asking why I would take such a useless spell….

    #266350
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    with as much time and energy players put into their PC’s it is sometime hard to remember that they are but pencil scratches on threadworn paper.

    #266355
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Very well written, and there was definitely some laughter at Henry’s response. Would I be correct to assume that this was the result of something that happened at Arcanicon?

    Yes at Arcanicon. Oozy didn’t live long enough to impersonate a member of Legio Lex Talionis which likely would have been detrimental to his health. But alass, he drowned in a mod friday night. I suggest that you don’t try swimming in rough seas with two wounds, armor, a d6 for your might score, and no ranks athletics.

    #266379
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yes at Arcanicon. Oozy didn’t live long enough to impersonate a member of Legio Lex Talionis which likely would have been detrimental to his health. But alass, he drowned in a mod friday night. I suggest that you don’t try swimming in rough seas with two wounds, armor, a d6 for your might score, and no ranks athletics.

    Ouch! That’s not even counting the mechanical issues of a gnome trying to swim better than a rock… \":(\"

    #266381
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Well now i get to play a respectable citizen of Coryan. Kind of a reach for me. Oh wait. What Coryani citizen is repectable? \":shock:\"

    #266384
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Certainly not an Undir Bounty Hunter! \";)\"

    #274913
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    He had skin of green, long lashes too.
    He was gone, but he’s got much to do.
    And I think to my self, what a wonderful gnome

    I see caves ahead, and purple light,
    A bright warm fire, now a dark knight.
    And I think to myself, what a wonderful gnome

    The colors all around him, grow crystals for his eyes.
    There’s silence on the faces of the zombies passing by.
    I see puppets on his hands saying, how do you do?
    What there really saying is “Smart Man” I love you.

    I hear altherians running, they look scared.
    There books contain knowledge He’ll never know.
    And I think to myself, what a wonderful gnome.
    Yes I think to myself, what a wonderful gnome.

    And with that, a printing press silently awakens.

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